2017 is going to be a big year for me. I mean, it's going to be HUUUUUUGE! This is the year where I will turn 40 years old. I know, I know - you probably thought that I crossed that threshold years ago given that I have the gray hair of a man decades my senior and I have the experience of someone who's been on this earth since the early 1950's. But, no. I turn 40 in 2017. My birthday's in June, so please don't rush me there. I want to enjoy the last 6 months of being 39...